Hi

liquidstar:

liquidstar:

liquidstar:

Thank god finally

Why is every single one of you tagging this saying “oh just like horseshoe crabs” why the hell do you all know how horseshoe crabs mate off the top of your heads?

What the fuck do you mean “because of the lesbian horseshoe crabs”

radiofreederry:

himbofisher:

SHE’S TOUCHING MY WEINER?!

Mr. Beast getting a handjob

moonieratty:

cryptotheism:

Hey man when you got struck by lightning we all saw your skeleton and it.was really effeminate and demure.

eisorus:

By the river

nitewrighter:

catalystcomet-archive-deactivat:

I FUCKING LOVE THIS VIDEO THIS BABY IS SO VIOLENT LMFAOOOO

saintsatellite:

ashleyjizzdale3:

I think Nicole’s new arms are SO fun.

relatablememestuff:

myjetpack:

A recent cartoon for New Scientist

c3rvida3:

I need to go to the farmer’s market and buy a jar of jam or perhaps a bar of handmade soap. It’s the only thing that will curb my bloodlust.